Check Out This Entrance Examination!
Some University Entrance Exam-2008

Note: You Will only be allowed to write this paper if you attend the exam.
Also Note: This paper is different from last year's.

Instructions:
· All Questions Carry Marks
· Use your own brains
· Sleeping is NOT allowed during the exam
· Drinking is prohibited during exam
· Weapons are NOT allowed in the exam hall

Time: 3 hours (Indian Standard Time)
Max. Marks: (Strictly Confidential)

1.Write your name in less than 20 mins. And 20 letters.______________
[Only Alphabets Allowed. No numbers or '_' allowed.]

2.Sex? ( ) Male ( ) Female ( )Bush ( ) Occasionally [Draw yourself in the bracket before the option of your choice]

3.What is 2+2=___? a>four b>4 c>IV

4. If you have one brother, how many brothers your brother has?
( ) none
( ) one
( ) question is too personal

5.Complete the following sentence...
______ ________ ________ _________
6.Take a Break.(You will be marked according to your creativity during the break)
7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year? ___________

8. Read the statement carefully and answer the following question:
"My mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is my mother herself".
Qs. How many times the word "mother" appear in the above statement?
( ) None
( ) few times
( ) uncountable times

9. If someone gives you a dollar for 100 cents, would you
( ) get one dollar?
( ) 100 cents?

10. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences...
(HINT: My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a ___________ (boy/girl). i am writing an essay.)

11. If the time is 3.00 what does your digital watch show? _______

12. At what time does the 11:16 p.m Express Rail come? ________

13. What you do on a honeymoon?
( ) Collect Honey
( ) Admire Moon
( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon

14. Earth is Flat?
( ) False
( ) Indeed False

15. If A = B and B = C then B = A?
( ) TRUE
( ) FALSE
( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS

16. If you eat lunch during lunchtime, what you have during dinnertime?

17. If John is Jill's Husband, Who is John's Wife?

18. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

19. Complete the following poem:
Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb little lamb_
(HINT: "." or "@" or "^" )

20. This is question number
( ) 1
( ) 10
( ) 20

21. If 2 + 3 = 5, 3 + 2 = 5??
( ) YES
( ) NO
( ) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR

22. Write full form of ASAP As Soon As Possible. _________________

23. Opposite of the word "IN" is
( ) NOT IN
( ) CRICKET
( ) PUNJAB

24. What is the capital of india ?
( ) India
( ) INDia
( ) INDIA

25. a, e, i, o and u are collectively called "vowels". what are e, a, i, o and u called?

26. Fill in the blank: \par
( ) READING
( ) WRITING
( ) SEALING

27. Who was the first MAN to land on moon?
( ) MR. ARMSTRONG
( ) MISS ARMSTRONG
( ) MRS ARMSTRONG

28. What comes first?
( ) the Egg
( ) the Omelet

29. Can you count more than five using your hands?
( ) YES
( ) NO

30. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

31. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's
( ) Brother
( ) Son
( ) Daughter
\par

32. Car A starts from X and car B starts from Y. X and Y are located 100 miles apart from each other. How many wheels does each car have?
( ) One
( ) Four
( ) Seven

33. To reach the 12th floor of the World Trade Center, how many buttons would you press in the elevator?
( ) ONE
( ) TWELVE

34. Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks]
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.

35. This one tests your imagination.
SUN is nearer to India than AMERICA because...
( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA
( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA
( ) I do not have any time left to think on this one.

36.This is also about the sun (Please note: It is not the same sun which is mentioned above)
Question. Where does the sun go at night?
( ) To bed ( ) To a night club ( ) It is still there but due to darkness it is not visible ( )Haven’t followed to see where it goes

37.How do you make ice cubes? ( )ask neighbours ( )buy from ice factory ( )forgot recipe

38.Have you used a computer?( )Maybe but i don't remember ( )What is a computer?

39.Who are you?(Please refer to anyone around you)

40.Did you reach the last question of the paper?
( )Yes ( )No ( )I don't want to think extra

Whew! That took a while!

Anyone thinking of taking this exam??

P.S: You have to be extremely talented to max this one.